FIRSTLY !

HAPPY BDAY SIMON AND LISSIE !
i love you guys so much =D
you make my weekends fun simon and lis you make my whole week fun -_-



aww =D


anyway .


today was a busy bee day for janean =P

i woke up at like 10 or something -_- i didnt get to check the clock . i fumbled to the cold ass toilet bowl to take a piss when susanna called out my name. ( susanna live with me and shauna , she is my sister's best friend )

susanna : jannneean
janean ( trying to gingerly place her butt on the cold toilet seat) : yes ?
susanna : what are you doing today?
janean : er church?
susanna : wana go to lunch with me ?
janean : ogay . what time ?
susanna : now
janean : WHAT ? no ! i just woke up ! =(
susanna : dw ! noones gonna see you .

so i rocked up to westfield with half striaghtened hair and no make up .

-_-

lol and sus got her friends some gifts and we then went to brunswick street. we went to the market place on rose street. everything was SO cute . so preety =D

when we had lunch. good grapes -_- i ate the BEST wedges today . so fat that you had to cut them with a knife. you then dunk it in sour cream and chilli sauce or tomato sauce , and shove it down your gob.

omg.

a damn orgasm/party(for the non sexual ppl) in your oesophagus .



sus is the one with the green arrow pointing to her. duh.

after shopping and sus spending like her whole bank account in brunswick, i went to youth =D
where i spoke to simony hoey -_- er , simon ho not chong the bday boy. anyway i kept asking him abt the guy i sw at the melb high social . he just kept laughing . -_- ah well, he knew him though ! 0_o
like seen him around not like " hey lets go shop for tsubi jeans" know him.



theres drexel banging on his drums. i only took one photo cos i felt like a dork taking photos in church.

yeh ok nothing much ( that was SO intresting ) happened in church ( oh a pair of damn quiet new girls showwed up today . i think we scared them with our loudness -_- lis and i kept laughing at everything and anything. i think they think we're nonsensical.)

so lets fast foward to when i met anu and mish at the tram stop at like 6:15pm to go watch comedy =P ( its melbourne comedy festival this week)



theres anu ( noodles , whatever xD )



theres moosh and i.

anu kept insisting on calling me yum cha the whole ride -_- so i finally gave in and now she takes pleasure in calling me that ridiculous name every second.

we went to go buy tickets first . we REALLY like REEEALLY wanted to watch dhanny bhoy . he is a REALLY good comdian =( but then , alas , he was so good that he was sold out. then again -_- his show started when we were buying tickets . then we wanted to watch arch barker but he was on at like 10:30. too late lah .

so we ended up choosing between glenn wool or elbow skin, they were both supposed to be good so we roo klike half an hour with on a chair deciding -_-



deep in thought 0_o

we ended up buy tickets for glenn wool for the 9:45 show. i wondered why the bloody show was so late. i soon found out why later 0_o good gosh i found out good.

anyway since it was like 2 hours before the comedy , we decided to go eat some food. anu and i were hobos and had no money -_- cos our " income" has been spent on clothes.

so moosh got angry called called us hobos. which we were actually . even hobos had more money than us .

so we wine and dined at the fancy macdonalds -____-

but it was good. =P i havent eaten maccas for a while anyway .

anu and i had cheeseburgers cos we were such hobos -_- and mish ate a mcchicken and a big mac, i was like good gosh -_- im hungry . those damn wedges were big were not big enough this afternoon.

oh anu and i had soft serve cones too =P cos we were too hobo to buy a sundae.in the middle of the line anu said OMG WE ARE SO HOBO . really loudly and everyone stared at us -_- hobos dont wear roy pants and country road tops anu .

well then again , we are so hobo cos our money has been spent on clothes -_-

then anu got really cranky but was very happy after she ate a cheeseburger. i mean seriously , look at her expression .





soft serve cones are a sign of hoboness.

then we just started waving at random people who walked by macdonalds. anu was so amused with the people who waved back that she pretended to be in love with them and looked at them as if she loved them -_-

i just ate my soft serve quietly and pretended to not know her. joke.



so after like 20 mins of doing that -_-

we walked around the whole city . anu was like : omg lets take pictures of random things. you wana see random ?? heres random .



hobos hugging a fake icecream .
thats random cheesemax.

we walked from flinders to southbank to crown and backto melbourne town hall in time to watch glenn wool .



i didnt take any photos of him in session cos the room was really dark -_- and noone was taking photos so i didnt.

did i mention that he was drunk ? no ?well he was.

he cracked heaps of religous jokes . -_-
and sex jokes =P
and put on a few accents . his chinese accent was funny.

and at the end he ended up with a joke abt hen's night. ( the girls only party before the woman's wedding)

and he talked abt strippers and suddenly to our horror he tore off his clothes suddenly and started dancing in a skimpy yellow bikini.

he danced so violently that his balls flew out from the bikini bottom and flopped around. people were laughing so much xD
i was so disgusted but i was laughing too much to show it.

anyway speaking of rudeness 0_o

look at this ad for an icecream .




it cant be legal , good gosh.


and speaking of random , remember the bonsai i bought at the church monster garage sale? well its dead. the damn thing needed nitrogen fertilizer .



damn you bonsai , you expect me ? the hobo who eats 40 cent soft serve icecream to give you nitrogen fertilizer ?

sif , ill piss on it though. thats the only source of nitrogen its getting.

and because i love jamie cullum still to bits.

heres a picture of him acknowledging a pelican.



he is so cute.

Updated at 6:50 pm