i'm almost done with the packing.

Well today i pissed my pants around 5 times with glee and laughter.

My first piss - -

MISHY'S BIRTHDAY !! well it was on the 20th but you know whatever. I LOVE YOU MICHELLE CHUNG !



My second piss ! xD

watching salad fingers. - - it is this really disturbing cartoon but his voice is ever so enchanting ... in a way.

http://www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm

check out the first episode.



he is scary ass.. he orgasms from touching rust ..

but what makes my cringe in agony is his salad fingers.



its just the way how its .. soo long - - LOL

My third piss ! ! =D

Anyone know kate moss's ex or current bf ! pete ! he is the most .. cocaine , alcahol and smoke addict that he scares me ..




but seeing him dance like a effing fag just cracked me up.



For the last one ... i prob shit my pants - -

QUEENSLAND TOMORROW !!!!!!!!!!
with my belovered sister , christopher and tea !



i'm gonna be on that ride in 24 hours baby.

Updated at 11:24 pm

firstly , apprently i've forgotten some random but important bits abt yesterday's beaching .

from agnes's blog

agnes stepping on a dead bird while smsing simon . Resulting janean screaming " OMG AGNES ! YOU STEPPED ON A DEAD BIRD !! EEEKKKK!!! "
and people like 1km in front could hear us screaming - -

from lissie's blog

ray leading us back from the beach .. he thought he had a shortcut but ended us walking 1 hour - -

from my brain

tea and i just talking abt sluts for that one hour . and we apprently said slut like 50 times. and laughing so loudly when either of us said the word.



you seriously gotta love them.

ANYWAY !

why ? why you ask me ! are you up at 3am ?

well.. shauna ( my sister ) and i are glued to a game - - a really lame game but funny game ! you have to mix random drinks together and the bar guy rates it ! ITS AWESOME !

http://www.liquidlight.co.uk/our_work/rightmix.php

man i got a really high score !



reaching for the triple sec .



pouring it



he worships IT !

haha is damn funny .. he blows fire and all .

Today shauna , Christopher and i took the doggies for a walk ..
My doggies are leaving me in a weeks time - - cos they are going homewith my mum to singapore ! so we took a few photos.



doggie =D



sis & me with the doggies.



chelsea biting chazer's butt.



chels running xD

haha. GOING TO MISS THEM SO MUCH ! =(

Well on a brighter note .. I HAVE DISCOVERED A BLOG SO FUNNY THAT I SWEAR - - i could just fall on my face laughing cos he is so damn gay , literally. .

his name is BRYAN ! he is from phillipines, boracay beach or something xD
but he lives basically in hotels i reckon . he goes shopping like there is no tmr and eats jollibee chickenjoy ( a franchise on fried chicken 10000x better than kfc apprently) like there is no like next hour ! ( he orgasms when he eats it)

but he is SO skinny ok ! and SO gay !



and all these hot guys and girls like send in their photo and a sign saying i love bryan boy and whatever. its great.







so ... i decided to make my own sign =D



how awesome is it !!

haha . im not gay..BUT BRYAN BOY IS !!! ( for the 90485093458th time)



look at him grinning..

seriously .. look at him in china on a camel..



HAHAHHAHAHA when i saw this , coke zero went all over my screen.

and when i saw the remake of him riding a caterpillar thing carrying coloured dildos in a chanel bag .. more coke zero splattered on my screen.




BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH !!!!!!!!

BABOOSH!

yeh he says that when he finishes each entry .

I LOVE BRYAN BOY !!


ps : dental appoitment tmr at 11am =(

Updated at 9:57 pm

HELLOO !! xD

i know I KNOW ! long time , no update ! haha.
busy packing and doing other stuff like lazing arnd with tea (super important)
=] haha.

but today ! i took time off from my busy schedule *rolls eyes* to go to the BEACH ! wheeeeeeeeeeeee ! I LOVE THE BEACH - - cos beach means TANNED JANEAN !

well slept over at tea's cos we had to be at boxhill station at friggin 8:30am . - - when we got there.. like everyone was there .. - - oh by them i ment church friends.. LOL xD and and a cute little bunch of yr 8s xD

well beach hopping is sorta tradition now like camp - - we plan to go every year.

well remember these pictures ? ITS FROM LAST YEAR !





well well..!! we have new friends ^^ ( corny)



yes.. i look grumpy if you can see me - - it was too early to take pics ..





i have like ten group pics. - - and all of them i look grumpy in or a forced smile.

we took like 2 trains and walked for six thousand miles just to get to mentone beach !

but it was pretty worth it ! the sun was shining and the old women were sun baking naked ! *shudder*





ahhh =D

so we divided into 2 groups .. to play some random games that i really couldnt be bothered taking pics of in addition to my camera wasn't with me .

i was in the blue group - - and TEA WAS IN THE RED GROUP !!
we sulked for a while .They put like all the people my age into one group and me , 2 other people me age and a great big bunch of young'ns xD LOL !

yeh ray , the leader wanted to call us the blue nipples but the other leaders thought it was too inappropriate. xD so we were the blue somthing .. something .. i forgot xD

then the red group called themselves red necked er something something and he laughed soo much - - .. everyone was like " okay...ray xD "



getting ready for games =D

Yeh pretty hard games like suduko..- - some puzzle that took us a billion years to solve cos we had too many young people in our group to solve - - so vanessa and i did like most of it - - and we lost. seriously how sucky is that .

yeh and other games that i really can't remember cos they were so damn boring ..well not really but i found them boring .

haha..then we had some bbq like 60 thousand miles up the beach cos we couldn't find a bbq pitt. then thats when we has out photo taking session - - ..someone played with my camera and magically.. ALL THE BAD ( they wern't even bad lah) PHOTOS WERE GONE ..! - - hmm.. shifty work.so i have few left =( and they SUCK . so i'll just post the ones with my close friends.











haha ..

yeh then we went down to the beach to do some wading in the water. or to just stand in waves.. which i did - - cos i didn't get my hair wet lah - -

so there i was happily standing in some waves with courtney when ray ran and tackled me down in the water drenching me head to toe.. AND MY SUNNIES FLEW OFF MY FACE !! er then to save my hair - - i grabbed onto him and tore his ralph lauren polo - - !!!



look at him laughing - -

so then i went in a OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG MY SUNNIES ! !!! ! ! ! (*#*(&#(&$()$&)$*)#*(_(#_* mode and notice that ray had the back of his shirt torn off and in his hand ..... - - ! i was like OMGOMGOMGOMGSORRRY!!!

nehh - -

but some yr 8 guy found my SUNNIES ! i was *EEEEEEEEKKKKK* and like almost threw myself on him .. okay i didnt do that but i was close to doing that !



hahaahahha - - i win !! nehh .. but i feel bad =P

anyway , then we played even more gay games like eat marshmellows with weird things in them ( such as wasabi or dijon mustard ) .. and water games - - hitting each other with those whacky noodle things till one drops in the water xD ...

haha yeh then *yawn* other stuff happened , i just did other stuff but i'm so damn tired !

haha blog soon ! a week to QUEENSLAND ! ^^

Updated at 7:45 pm

good bye my beloved rav 4..

my car just wheeled out the door this morn.. sold to some asian guy = = cos my parents are going back to singapore for good this month = =

now they are selling the other one . to some other aussie guy .. *rolls eyes*
i miss them already.

after the 2 cars are gone...4 people ( my family) have to share one.. car = =

that isn't going to work .. i sense a fight coming on .

lately i've been packing and stuff.. i want this month to be over = =

Updated at 7:41 am

hello mooers.

my sexy counter is back on track and its WORKING !


well .. the new year kicked off with lots of fun =D
i caught up with my fav doctor shows house and scrubs on the com .

my belovered jesse spencer sleeps with dr cameron in house = =
*SIGH*
remind you , they are going out in real life .. as in OUTSIDE THE SHOW !
i am still sore from that news.


well .. yesterday i made sushi with tea.
we went to coles and safeway to buy food. can i just say.. COLES IS HORRID !
== !

we paid $1.30 and $2.75 for a cucumber and avocado respectively and we went to safe way and found them priced at 99c and $1.99 !

we made a commotion and started bruising avocados = =
okay not on purpose .. we just started pressing them to check if they were ripe but the anger of saving like a dollar made us smoosh it a bit harder = =

haha.

when we got back we made the rice and stuff .
tea never made sushi before so i had to teach her to roll a sushi = =
yeh rice flew everwhere but in the end she got the hang of it.

its cos im such a GREAT teacher =D

*rolls eyes *
haha






the kitchen was mess..

and christopher ( tiffany's brother and my sister's boyfriend)

came in and kept eating everything we made = = haha.



us with some.. random vege and ham mix = = it was nice.

but it was well worth it! the sushi was yum =D





we were so full = =

oh yeh .. washing up was a beetch .



tea doesnt have a dishwasher so we had to wash everything.. which was cool .
the sushi makes up for everything =D
yumyum

i <3 sushi
i<3 tea ( as in tiffany not the drink)

i went to the gym today !

nice to see people working their asses off . not to mention eric seegers the instructor .. i think he was happy that i was back cos another fat person was back to exercise . make australia's image less..obese = =

haha anyway more packing tonight =D

moving in a month . so much crap so little time = =

Updated at 4:57 pm

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warning.. a super LONG entry xD wait for the pics to load. HAPPY NEW YEAR !

argh .. had one of the best new years =D .. the city part was ok .. but the later bit was fun xD ... anyway melina came over at 4:30pm so we could go to mishy's house.



we got there and met mishy and anu . trammed to our place that we were ment to stay the night .. path something = = .. haha . it was pretty cute .



it was pretty cheap too = = ! 80 bucks per night or something. but honestly we didn't really need it cos we were out the whole night = =

anyway .. met anita and terrence at the motel and we trammed to the city . melina dropped off at richmond to meet with elvis and carmen. when we got there we ate at maccas , terrence left to get drunk = =

anyway eww .. really didn't feel like maccas so i went to get sushi and anu went to get a whopper. haha so picky = = oh i got a bottle of water too . ok that made us effing late and the crowd.. i swear.. like 1 million ppl or something .. stretched all around the city.





so to pass time .. we took a few photos on southbank.





and everywhere was soo packed so we went to somewhere less packed.. and we found out why it wasn't. the bangra boys were singing. eff , they SUCKED.





ahh well. then we went to watch the fireworks at 9:15 pm . it was good !



they look like blood i reckon .

yeh and we walked for like 3 hours after that and sat in random places. i swear - - we walked until anita almost collasped xD and anu was like ow ow ow ow I'M FINE !

hen we went to vist shaunie ( my sister ) i swear i used like 10 bucks of my credit on her .. i had to call her like evert min cos i couldnt find her. my friends were like - - where the eff is she . suddenly .. out emerged the YMCA people and pimps = =



oh my gaw. they looked quite funny but cute xD



then after photo taking session they left and we sat on the lawn and reviewed the year . then we went all depressed or something. haha terrence called and he was like ok lets meet up again so he trammed down from crown and met us again .

he wanted us to miss the fireworks and go to his bar/club. = = anita wanted to but anu didn't so they started fighting. *sigh*

so anyway that made us kinda late for the fireworks .. BUT shaunie was in the crowd with her pimp and ymca friends so they got us some pretty good seats xD







yeh . HAPPY NEW YEAR xD called mum and dad to wish them happy new year . omg .. getting out of federation square was a beeeeeeeeeeetch = = IT was SOOO packed. i swear you cant even walk .

i was pressed like a sardine and random ppl were trodding on my toes and touching my ass = =



Met terrence again = =

only now he brought his SUPER drunk friend dan . we had to sit down and pat pat him and he clung to terrence . i had to give him my water bottle too = = now i was super cranky = = c

os it was like 2:30 am and we walked like 48578475 miles. Anyway dan finished my water so terrence went to buy him another dink. so we had to sit there on that .. coral bench outside crown . i stood up and all these drunks were like

OMG !!! THAT CHIC BLENDS INTO THE WALL !! COOOOL !! *stare* = = !

my friends found that amusing so they made me stand there for like 1 hour and they enjoyed all the comments on how my dress made me look like the wall .



anyway a few ppl from our school got on the tram and i think they were drunk ! haha. ah well .

when i got back i was really cranky and a bit.. weird . warning : the following image may scare young ones.



and it was hot so we jumped into the pool .. and made a bit of noise and some girl came out of our room . but she was like ommggg i gotta go swimming even though its like 4:30 am .. hurhur.. we were like yes ok . =]



then we got hungry so we trammed to boxhill and got instant noodles xD haha.



we came back and realised we had no forks or spoons to eat it with . so some random guys came out to their balcony and we're like hello down there ! do you have a FORK ! they were like nooo but what room are you in ? we were like ... 14 ! even though we were 18 . = = !

so we ended up using our hands .. = = ewww... so greasy and soupy. then we lazed around . until 6:30am



terrence brought speakers so we plugged them into my ipod and played music xD it was funny. anu put some enya song on and everyone was like omggg .. and us 4 girls could fit on a queen sized bed..



sleoppt till 10am and got up to watch tv. we felt so disgusting = =

we watched video hits xD

michelle and some micheal jackson looking guy .xD

anu said it looked like and orgy = = so dirty minded. first the spooning now the orgy xD then later we went home = =

greeeat ending.. !

ok .. to bed now = =

HAPPY NEW YEAR and gnite =]

Updated at 10:48 am