oh my gosh

theres a freakin praying mantis flying around my room -_-
but i caught that ugly thing and shoved it a transparent sandwich box along with 3 pieces of ice for water , leaves and a slice of tomato ( its was in there already) and some purple lettuce.

all of chris's fault -_- he told me to open a window cos my room was hot. and that fug flew in chasing some tiny fly.

haha praying mantis....harhar.

and WHY IS IT SO HOT ! its 30 degrees in AUTUMN -_-
melbourne makes NO sense. but its good sorta cos of the commonwealth games.. u wouldnt wana wrestle in the cold .



see even the room is burning in the heat..okok -_- so its photoshopped but really its hot . and that pic of my sister and me is ironic in a dorky non-incest way.

as you can see.. im pmsing. my thing is due any moment -_-
if u didnt wana hear that , dont read my blog.


anyway because of the praying mantis , i've decided to create a red carpet show on my blog. it is going to be called the fug carpet awards . awards go to celebrities with bad fashion .. this is because im in a pms mood and i just wana bag people with bad fashion sense at that moment.

so here it is ..

THE FUG CARPET AWARDS

here come the celebrities..



oh look its fuggie from the black eyed peas.



its fug from the block



ooh all the way from the o.fug



late she'll be singing from her album confessions from the fugfloor



jojo -_- eww, get out fug



its a fugly friday -_-



im a slave for fug fashion

ok im feeling better =P i'll stop insulting .

today i didnt go to church . because im pmsing so i told melisa to not pick me up . and also cos my sister .. the dork in the first picture, refused to take me home bcos shes got a life -_- instead of me who sat at home and insulted ppl with fugly fashion.
ah well maybe i can convince her to take me to twilight service tmr cos i feel guilty .

anyway .. chris made me do the whole methods and general term 1 chapters in one week and the due date is tmr so i shall go finish it now .










Updated at 5:15 pm

Its 2 am .. and im tired so lets make this fast =D



its her birthday ya'll xD

on the 21st or march 1990 .. at 4pm anu otgontugs was born ( she told us the exact time-_- and shes like WHY DINT U GUYS WISH ME HAPPY BDAY HUH! at 4pm)

haha so me and 4 other girls took our bday girl anu out for lunch and a bit of sun in st kilda.



we settled in some nice relaxing bar / cafe .. near the beach. it was quite nice =D i had beer battered fish =P



studying the menu =P ( its a put on )



i sat next to moosh.



after lunch we headed down east to the beach . ( i was smart -_- i wore jeans..*sigh*)

here is the bday girl running bay watch style down the beach



moosh had to go to ballet =( so she left . so we sat on the beach gossiping like we always do -_-





cam , jan , anu ,anita


anu and anita do the tango.



tiffany2 ( not tea ) , jan , anita & jan and anita



then we decided to pop by luna park

we were just a bit soaked -_- anita kicked water all over me and tried to tackle me but thats a fair task to do xD she is so gullible.

jan : ANITA LOOK ! FISHIES !
anita : where !!!!!
jan : * tries to push her over *

fishes ?? in ST KILDA ?? HHHAHAHAHAHAHHA -_-

then after luna park ( we didnt do anything cos we were like WHAT ?? 7 BUCKS PER RIDE ! )

we went to get gelati and sat arnd on the grass slopes ! that was fun =D !





hehhehehe =D tiffanys a good photographer =P she took all the pics really =/

then at arnd..5 ish .. we all went our seperate ways . i went to meet up with melina bena & xin and their (gay) hooooomies -_- ... in crown .

then we had dinner



then later trammed back with xinnithebeanie.




then today .. i dyed my hair with xinnithebeanie and melinathefarter.

so i woke nice and early to pop by priceline to get some dye with them. then i had some lunch ( a japanese pancake with random sauces ) and went back to my place.

hehehe.. xinni got us some pore packs ( where er .. u get rid of all the shit in ur pore ) so we walked arnd with like a white plasters on out noses. and when u rip it off..urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ok ill stop cos melina told me not to blog abt it.



hehe



the dyes.



jan dyes melina's hair



jan attempts to murder melina ( how bloody does the dye look , gross)



with dye on our heads =D



how it turned out :]

MY HAIR IS SO LIGHTTTT.

i mean seriously.. -_- wow.

look at my transformation over the past year from black to light brown .




haha. okay must sleep now .. i gotta go to anitas place tmr =D then a mooovie with shauna.

nites :]

Updated at 9:23 pm

mm.. yeh i've been meaning to do this for a while .. i just really cant be bothered.so here it is .. my 5 days in queensland in the month of jan xD



i'm going to tell it in a dr seuss , story form to make it so much more exciting.
remember -_- so dont think im gay or something.


on the 25th of jan 2006 , Christopher & Tea Ong and Shauna & Janean Lye set off on a jetstar airbus to queensland. it was 7 in the morning and the seat were leathery against their bottoms.
oh me oh my ! oh me oh my ! what alot of funny things shall go by ! gleed shauna.







After 2 and a half hours , they settled in a little apartment by the beach . They fell asleep and woke 2 hours later to go buy food for the week.



the sun was bright and the sea was not so clear. after eating fish and such the group of 4 set off the beach 2 mins from the apartment =D



surfers paradise was packed and the smell of the sea delighted janean . tea was so excited that so did a little jig on the sands. OH the things you can find if you dont stay behind ! exclaimed shauna as she waded in her blue bikini bottoms.
Black fish , blue fish , old fish , new fish ! This one has a little star , This one a little car . Say ! what alot of fishes there are ! chris said and plonked beside shauna.

( this is so fricken hard to do -_- )

At night they watched the tennis on tv and lay their heads to rest at a mere time of 1am -_-



on the 2nd day of queensland , they decided to vist movieworld. the bus there was packed and janean felt like a sardine in a tin .



when they entered the theme park , shauna looked up at the superman ride and frowned.



chris patted shauna on the head and said : If you never did , you should , these things are fun , and fun is GOOD =D
then he gave shauna some green eggs and ham .

then they sat the lethal weapon and the superman ride with shauna in the front , heck they sat all the rides in the park .

did they watch the matrix and the police academy and take a few photos .





( er i felt vrey fat next to wonderwoman -_- her waist was like l l <- that big. after a day of fun , they went for a swim and later once again lay their heads to rest . today was good , today was fun , tomorrow is another one ! tiffany said before she fell asleep.



the view from out balcony.



on a wednesday morn , they decided what to do , stumped for words and no thoughts to mind , they visted the front desk , a quater to nine.

a hundred brochures they went through , only on made them go " cool " -_-

Oh the things you can think up ! if only you try ! exclaimed shauna in a tour bus , off they were to kayaking in where mothers encourage their toddlers to pee.



sitting next to an american and a german . His hair was like my late cocker spaniel,sherman ( i am serious , he smelt like him too -_- )

shauna and janean shared a kayak .. very very slow they went =P fishes under their boat as they approached a sand slope.

From near to far , from here to there , funny things are everywhere ! oh look at those two sloths in a boat ! laughed chris like 1 km in front with tiffany who was wearing a watrproof coat..( er a life jakcet)

scary ass beach worms they caught as shauna screamed as one went on her foot . That gave everyone a hoot .

( okay its hard to describe the day with the sea kayak with dr suess language but it was very fun )

at night did they bbq ribs , they sat around in the pool telling fibs .( ok not really -_- but i was too full to swim)





on day four did they go to dreamworld and boy was it a whirl . sponge bob in the morning , tower terror in the noon , the day passed by too soon .



did we then step foot in in nickelodeon world where janean's skin was burning like she was in a toaster.



chris in nick world

on their butts did they seat the terror 5 . the whirlsomething , terror tower and so on . on the giant drop did janean's sister cry as the 4's feet dangled sky high .



( yeh it was pretty scary ass .. they drop you anytime they wanted )



cat dog's house



the reptar coaster ( the only ride shauna didnt cry) JOKE.



teafee and jan after sitting 39473989274209 rides.



my sponge bob lollypop



the last day did they spend on the beach . that was really when janean got burnt and her skin blistered the day after . did we go body boarding (teefeeand i refused to wear those tops -_-)



we left queensland that night a quater to nine =)



yeh i did other stuff but i had 26 photos already on this post .. i didnt wana over flood it.

Updated at 10:57 am