a FREAKIN long update =] on a sat night.

gawd. its 11:24pm and i finally came around to blogging.

okay well right now im spasming . it pains me to get up from this seat and top walk around.

i am a cripple.


yesterday ( friday ) i had a soccer comp =P
i was a bloddy sweeper / midfielder. that means running like a psycho and chase the strikers like mad -_- now , the latic acid is really acting up and everytime i take a step , i get spasms up and down my back and in my sides.
i cant feel my legs.


i dont have any pictures but i took quite a few photos at the senior girls soccer rr yesterday -_- our coach who is really the head of senior school has an obession with photos and we took so many . then i sat on a bench and took more.

we wore really silky uniforms that stick to your butt. its like static. they sucked.

enought about that.

well last weekend was MOTHERS' DAY !!!!!
HAPPY MOTHERS' DAY MOTHER =P

as you may know , my maja is in sinagapore with my faja.
so ill express my love through pictures.



HOW OLD IS THIS PICTURE ? T_T
well i just felt like posting this picture, i know ill regret it in 5 mins.
it was when i first came to melbourne and the time my sister and i wore matching jackets in 30 degree weather and froze our asses off still.



my mother and father :P



jan , shauna and maja.

those photos are old. ike 3 years ago OLD.

=P

well i spent mothers' day with my church buds. =p
my church buds and their mothers more like it . =(
it was day where all the youth bring their mums to youth and have dinner .



look at all those mothers.



lis + jan , belle + jan

when all the youth were eating dinner with their mums , belle and i ( like the only two in the whole church who didnt bring their mother -_-) literally stood at the back against the wall and stared.

i had to do a skit.

i had 2 hours to memorise like 38 lines -_-
i only did it cos noone did it okay =P i cant act.
well of course i forgot like 4 sentences on stage.and i made up random crap and smiled my prettiest smile in hope that noone noticed.



us practising =P
me in apron. i was the mother. simon was my husband and the other 3 were my kids who scab money off me.



thats my husband and me . he is the bullied , no opinion and sad husband and i am the righteous wife .



at the end the youth did testimonials on their mums. if you squint hard enough you can see the chong brothers. or you can just look at the yellow arrows.



random ppl .

im to spasmed to go into detail.

then after everything i went to this loser's house.



guess who it is xD

why its smart tea in a bathrobe xD



shauna and her bf , chris who is tea's brother.



sis in the first pic

in the second pic , theres tea's mother. shes SO cute. her friend gave her this scarf thing that u can change into like 20 styles . yu can wear it as a boob tube ,a scarf , a hoodie etc.. and she modelled them all. then she sat down on her massage chair with the thing on at a scarf.

me and my sister laughed so much =P

she is so cute.



i find this pic very arty =P

young bum cowers from the media , i call it.

next day , we had yumcha.

okok fast forward to weds. i had a economic excusrion. bascially just tour melbourne in a bus looking at different houses then do a project on it.

some houses sereiously were so big . they reminded me of the o.c.
oh btw , marissa dies in the last episode.
oh sorry . -_- well she does, so have a cry .

look at this house , so o.c



and i love this house.



so homey =P

here is my best loser i sat with =)



well then fast forward to frday night.

I WATCHED THE DA VINCI CODE =P

beanie and i sat off to jam factory , met laura on the way , and ate at t.g.i.f s =P

i swear if there was an award for the most photo whoring , me and xin would win hands down . i have SO many pictures with her.



and xinni would win the randomest pictures ever award.



so licks glass , eats hair and even stands on her tippy toes. she say any random act , she has done it -_-








laura and i ( we shared a fajhita tower )



xinni laura and i



more photo whoring.

then isaac came along with in "hardcore" cough brother and cousin . remember isaac ? surely you do =D he came along me xin , tea and i to the opening eromany for the commonwealth games at fed sq.

anyway , his cuz , bro and him rocked up after dinner in his brand spankin new sports car 0_o !

very black , very sporty . very aisan -_-

then we went to watch the davinci code.



im not gonna spoil it like the o.c so yes. it was quite good.

well im gonna end with my day day today =)

well i woke up , ate some beehoon and decided not to got ochurcht oday cos my whole bdy really wouldnt take it , but mel rocked up and was like hey jan ur going to church -_-

so i was like no , im not , shes like yeh you are, go get changed. so i did. lol .
church was funny xD

i said "sex" in class and lisa was very offended -_-
she was like DONT SAY THE S WORD !!!!
everyone else was like -_-

janean: sex
lisa: GASP ! DONT SAY THE S WORD !!!!
janean : WHY !
lissie: heeeeeeeeeeeeehehehheheheheheh
janean : -_- its a perfectly normal process.
lisa : "shields her ears like im the devil telling her to like stab her parents."
lissie,belle and vanessa just didnt stop laughing -_-

and then ray came into our class and just sat in front of the heater and was like 0_o ???

confused on who is who ?



lissie and belle



ray


and er i dont have one of lisa cos shes new in my life =P




and vanessa is somewhere in there. i have no photos of her face =(
OH shes next to ray ( guy in bright yellow)

yay everyones on my blog .

oh thanks to brendan for uploading all my pics =D


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aw ok im really sad .

dinner in a box isnt really making me feel like eating .
so i took out all the beef in the box and made it into a cheese and beef sandwich .

i am also eating a lil box of cheerios that came in the mail with milk -_-

not together though cos then my cherrios will get really soggy

how sad am i , i know.

both my two math exams ( methods and general) are like really soon so that means my log book is due tmr. so they can check it and see if we're cheating.

so

im writing all this infomation at super sonic speed into my log book so i can use it in the exam .

gah .

i have so many picures to post but i have no time. blog in 2 weeks =(



for now , my friends , farewell .


oh happy mothers' day mum and mama =P

Updated at 5:41 pm

FIRSTLY !

HAPPY BDAY SIMON AND LISSIE !
i love you guys so much =D
you make my weekends fun simon and lis you make my whole week fun -_-



aww =D


anyway .


today was a busy bee day for janean =P

i woke up at like 10 or something -_- i didnt get to check the clock . i fumbled to the cold ass toilet bowl to take a piss when susanna called out my name. ( susanna live with me and shauna , she is my sister's best friend )

susanna : jannneean
janean ( trying to gingerly place her butt on the cold toilet seat) : yes ?
susanna : what are you doing today?
janean : er church?
susanna : wana go to lunch with me ?
janean : ogay . what time ?
susanna : now
janean : WHAT ? no ! i just woke up ! =(
susanna : dw ! noones gonna see you .

so i rocked up to westfield with half striaghtened hair and no make up .

-_-

lol and sus got her friends some gifts and we then went to brunswick street. we went to the market place on rose street. everything was SO cute . so preety =D

when we had lunch. good grapes -_- i ate the BEST wedges today . so fat that you had to cut them with a knife. you then dunk it in sour cream and chilli sauce or tomato sauce , and shove it down your gob.

omg.

a damn orgasm/party(for the non sexual ppl) in your oesophagus .



sus is the one with the green arrow pointing to her. duh.

after shopping and sus spending like her whole bank account in brunswick, i went to youth =D
where i spoke to simony hoey -_- er , simon ho not chong the bday boy. anyway i kept asking him abt the guy i sw at the melb high social . he just kept laughing . -_- ah well, he knew him though ! 0_o
like seen him around not like " hey lets go shop for tsubi jeans" know him.



theres drexel banging on his drums. i only took one photo cos i felt like a dork taking photos in church.

yeh ok nothing much ( that was SO intresting ) happened in church ( oh a pair of damn quiet new girls showwed up today . i think we scared them with our loudness -_- lis and i kept laughing at everything and anything. i think they think we're nonsensical.)

so lets fast foward to when i met anu and mish at the tram stop at like 6:15pm to go watch comedy =P ( its melbourne comedy festival this week)



theres anu ( noodles , whatever xD )



theres moosh and i.

anu kept insisting on calling me yum cha the whole ride -_- so i finally gave in and now she takes pleasure in calling me that ridiculous name every second.

we went to go buy tickets first . we REALLY like REEEALLY wanted to watch dhanny bhoy . he is a REALLY good comdian =( but then , alas , he was so good that he was sold out. then again -_- his show started when we were buying tickets . then we wanted to watch arch barker but he was on at like 10:30. too late lah .

so we ended up choosing between glenn wool or elbow skin, they were both supposed to be good so we roo klike half an hour with on a chair deciding -_-



deep in thought 0_o

we ended up buy tickets for glenn wool for the 9:45 show. i wondered why the bloody show was so late. i soon found out why later 0_o good gosh i found out good.

anyway since it was like 2 hours before the comedy , we decided to go eat some food. anu and i were hobos and had no money -_- cos our " income" has been spent on clothes.

so moosh got angry called called us hobos. which we were actually . even hobos had more money than us .

so we wine and dined at the fancy macdonalds -____-

but it was good. =P i havent eaten maccas for a while anyway .

anu and i had cheeseburgers cos we were such hobos -_- and mish ate a mcchicken and a big mac, i was like good gosh -_- im hungry . those damn wedges were big were not big enough this afternoon.

oh anu and i had soft serve cones too =P cos we were too hobo to buy a sundae.in the middle of the line anu said OMG WE ARE SO HOBO . really loudly and everyone stared at us -_- hobos dont wear roy pants and country road tops anu .

well then again , we are so hobo cos our money has been spent on clothes -_-

then anu got really cranky but was very happy after she ate a cheeseburger. i mean seriously , look at her expression .





soft serve cones are a sign of hoboness.

then we just started waving at random people who walked by macdonalds. anu was so amused with the people who waved back that she pretended to be in love with them and looked at them as if she loved them -_-

i just ate my soft serve quietly and pretended to not know her. joke.



so after like 20 mins of doing that -_-

we walked around the whole city . anu was like : omg lets take pictures of random things. you wana see random ?? heres random .



hobos hugging a fake icecream .
thats random cheesemax.

we walked from flinders to southbank to crown and backto melbourne town hall in time to watch glenn wool .



i didnt take any photos of him in session cos the room was really dark -_- and noone was taking photos so i didnt.

did i mention that he was drunk ? no ?well he was.

he cracked heaps of religous jokes . -_-
and sex jokes =P
and put on a few accents . his chinese accent was funny.

and at the end he ended up with a joke abt hen's night. ( the girls only party before the woman's wedding)

and he talked abt strippers and suddenly to our horror he tore off his clothes suddenly and started dancing in a skimpy yellow bikini.

he danced so violently that his balls flew out from the bikini bottom and flopped around. people were laughing so much xD
i was so disgusted but i was laughing too much to show it.

anyway speaking of rudeness 0_o

look at this ad for an icecream .




it cant be legal , good gosh.


and speaking of random , remember the bonsai i bought at the church monster garage sale? well its dead. the damn thing needed nitrogen fertilizer .



damn you bonsai , you expect me ? the hobo who eats 40 cent soft serve icecream to give you nitrogen fertilizer ?

sif , ill piss on it though. thats the only source of nitrogen its getting.

and because i love jamie cullum still to bits.

heres a picture of him acknowledging a pelican.



he is so cute.

Updated at 6:50 pm